Brittany's wisdom.

Will: "Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?"
Brittany: "It's a male duck."

from the episode 'Ballad'

"Coach Sylvester.. didn't tell me to do this."

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Will: "Alright Brittany, take it away!"
Brittany: "Take what away?"

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"So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy."

from the episode 'Hairography'

Santana: "Sex is not dating."
Brittany: "If it were, Santana and I would be dating."

from the episode 'Sectionals'

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

from the episode 'Hell-O'

"When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist."

from the episode 'The Power of Madonna'

"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."

from the episode 'Home'

Pérolas de pura sabedoria.